Why I Don’t Have an iPhone

Any device for which the following can be written in a serious news story is one that I can’t imagine having any use for:

Early this year, iFart Mobile was one of the more popular titles on the AppStore, where there are currently over 75 fart-themed titles on offer. The bloom may be off the rose, however, as only iFart (99ยข) Mobile and the free app Atomic Fart are in the top 100 downloads of either category.

Yes, there are 20,000+ applications in the iPhone App Store. But with “over 75 fart-themed titles to offer,” I think I’ll wait for the Palm Pre.

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